I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Oh well imagine as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor and I can't help but to hear no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words What a beautiful wedding what a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter Yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore I'd chime in with a Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I'd chime in Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of Well in fact well I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne Oh Well in fact well I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne pour the champagne I'd chime in with a Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I'd chime in Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality Again I'd chime in Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I'd chime in Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality Again