Arrested For Driving While Blind

Drivin' down the highway at night When you feel that Wild Turkey's bite Don't give Johnny Walker a ride, 'Cause Jack Flash is right by your side You might get taken to a jailhouse and find You been arrested for driving while blind Now just the other night with nothin' to do And a case of Proof 1-0-2. I started itchin' for that wonderful feel Of rollin' in an automobile Now you could say we were out of our minds, But let me tell ya, we were flyin' while blind. Then he had us up against the wall, Hey! it's only blood-grain alcohol There ain't no cause for alarm We ain't out to do nobody no harm Now how could anyone be so unkind As to arrest a man for driving while blind?