Heads You Win - Tails I Lose (From `Surfin` Safari`)

Every time We have a fight We flip a coin To see who's right Why do we have to gamble just to see who's right Why can't we arbitrarily resolve a fight But with you're style of gamblin' there's no chance to win That's how it is, and that's the way it's always been Heads, you win Tails, I lose Heads, you win Tails, I lose Bad news If we were playing cards you'd be the one to deal You'd play with loaded dice and fix the roulette wheel You pick 'em at the races like I've never seen And then you make me pay off like a slot machine Heads, you win Tails, I lose Heads, you win Tails, I lose Bad news Oh well, match me honey match me honey Take my money take my money You know the odds are your's flip it baby So flip the coin I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win Heads, I win Tails, you lose Heads, I win Tails, you lose Bad news Oh well, match me honey match me honey Take my money take my money You know the odds are your's flip it baby So flip the coin I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win Heads, I win Tails, you lose Heads, I win Tails, you lose Bad news Heads, I win Tails, you lose Heads, I win Tails, you lose Bad news