Brown Eyed Handsome Man

"Well, flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking in the sand She'd be walking thirty miles en route to Bombay To meet a brown-eyed, handsome man Her destination was a brown-eyed, handsome man Way back in history, three thousand years In fact, ever since the world began There's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears Over a brown-eyed, handsome man A lot of trouble was a brown-eyed, handsome man Well, the Venus de Milo was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand She lost both her arms in a wrestling match To win a brown-eyed, handsome man She fought, and won herself a brown-eyed, handsome man Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her daughter Go out, and find yourself a brown-eyed, handsome man Just like your daddy was, a brown-eyed, handsome man Well, a two, three the count with nobody home He hit a high-flyer into the stand A-rounded third, he was a-heading for home It was a brown-eyed, handsome man that won the game It was a brown-eyed, handsome man It was a brown-eyed, handsome man "