I Better Be Good

If I ain't cool my daddy gonna send me To military school If I ain't nice my girlie gonna freeze me With cold shoulder ice If I'm real late my teacher gonna use me For alligator bait So, I better be good, I better be good If I jump on the gas the cops are gonna jump All over my back If I smoke too much doctor says he's gonna Put my lungs in a crutch If I'm caught without my pants Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot Until he sees me dance So, I better be good, I had better be good You better be nice, you better be nice You better be nice, you better be nice Nice, nice, nice, you better be Nice, nice, nice, you better be Nice, nice, nice, uh, uh, uh, uh Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice Nice, nice, nice, you better be nice tonight If I spray it on the seat lady gonna tie a big knot In the meat If I spewey too fast lover's gonna stick My Wrangler in a cast If zipper grabs skin I'll know I had it out When I shoulda kept it in, ow I better be good, I better be good I better be good, Ooh You better be nice, you better be nice You better be nice, you better be nice Nice, nice, nice, you better be Nice, nice, nice, you better be Nice, nice, nice, uh, uh, uh, uh Nice, nice, nice, I'd better be nice tonight, yeah Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice Nice, nice, nice