You'Re The Man

My back porch is not a grand location Than a lovely little spot where I might go vacation. It's just that it's never been noticed before Washington decided to open the door. To all the trees within a hundred mile radius They want us all to pray and then they'll protect us But make sure you wear your mask with a smiley face Oh yeah man. I'm so glad that my Dandy's old And I'm so glad he's past the point of being told To evacuate his house for his old bodies safety To the place he walked on when he was a baby Kept in a darkened room With earthworms and big dirty mushrooms Oh thanks for the death sentence man Oh thank you Man Somebody's been up there lining his pockets While the poor folks bleed from there eyeball sockets Somewhere a Mama's boy in a seersucker suit Ate a buttermilk biscuit and took the loot Loaded up the Cadillac for a rendezvous To the Gulf beach where everybody just shoots the moon Oh thank a lot man I guess you want to unwind man, Thank you man Cause you know You're the man.