If I Was Your Girlfriend (Live)

"Look at the bargains over here, ladies... If I was your girlfriend Would you remember 2 tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man? When I was your man If I was your best friend Would you let me take care of you And do all the things that only a best friend can Only best friends can If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend Would you let me dress you I mean, help you pick out your clothes Before we go out Not that you're helpless But sometime, sometime Those are the things that bein' in love's about If I was your one and only friend Would you run 2 me if somebody hurt you Even if that somebody was me? (Even if that somebody was me?) Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be Please If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend Would you let me wash your hair Could I make you breakfast sometime Or then, could we just hang out, I mean Could we go 2 a movie and cry together 'cause 2 me baby that would be so fine (That would be so fine) (If I was your girlfriend) Baby can I dress you I mean, help you pick out your clothes Before we go out (If I was your girlfriend) Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless But sometime, sometime Those are the things that bein' in love's about (Sugar) Sugar do you know what I'm saying 2 you this evening? (Sugar) Maybe you think I'm being a little self-centered (If I was your girlfriend) But I, I said I want 2 be (Sugar) All of the things you are 2 me (Sugar) (If I was your girlfriend) Surely, surely you can see Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room Just because you wanna undress? (If I was your girlfriend) We don't have 2 make children 2 make love And we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm (If I was your girlfriend) Your body's what I'm all about (If I was your girlfriend) Can I see it? I'll show you (If I was your girlfriend) Why not? You can do it because I'm your friend I'll do it 4 you Of course I'll undress in front of you! (If I was your girlfriend) And when I'm naked, what shall I do? How can I make you see that it's cool? (If I was your girlfriend) Can't you just trust me? If I was your girlfriend you could (If I was your girlfriend) Oh, yeah, I think so Listen, 4 you naked I would dance a ballet (If I was your girlfriend) Would that get you off? Then tell me what will! If I was your girlfriend, would you tell me? (If I was your girlfriend) Would you let me see you naked then? Would you let me give you a bath? Would you let me tickle you so hard you'd laugh and laugh (If I was your girlfriend) And would you, would you let me kiss you there (If I was your girlfriend) You know down there where it counts (If I was your girlfriend) I'll do it so good I swear I'll drink every ounce And then I'll hold you tight and hold you long (If I was your girlfriend) And together we'll stare into silence And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what silence looks like Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what silence looks like Yeah, we'll try... "