Damned

Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes Or else you wind up in the can No jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around You are a guest of uncle Sam Stand up, look right, don't sludge and stand at ease Allow no sex above the knees When I snap you jump into the masterplan I'll be damned! Well, I'll be damned... I'll be Damned - if I drink or smoke Damned - if I steal your jokes I'll be Damned - If I go for broke Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around I make a monkey out of you You sign your name right on the dotted line I'll be damned! I'll be Damned - if I drink or smoke Damned - if I steal your jokes I'll be Damned - If I go for broke Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah -solo- I'll be Damned - if I drink or smoke Damned - if I steal your jokes I'll be Damned - If I go for broke Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah I'll be Damned - if I drink or smoke Damned - if I steal your jokes I'll be Damned - If I go for broke I'm Damned if I do, and damned if I don't I'll be Damned I'll be Damned I'll be Damned I'll be Damned I'll be Damned, I'll be Damned I'll - Be - Damned