We Made You

Guess who Did you miss me Jessica Simpson sing the chorus When you walked through the door It was clear to me You're the one they adore Who they came to see You're a rockstar Everybody wants you Playa Who could really blame you We're the ones who made you Back by popular demand Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can Get ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel Is it fantastic Is it Grand Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man No Don't massacre the fans Damn I think Kim Kardashian's a man She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands on her massive Gluteus maximus again Squeeze it then squish it then pass it to a friend Can he come back as nasty as he can Yes he can can Don't ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha's a two Your practically a ten I know you want me girl In fact I see you grin When you walked through the door It was clear to me You're the one they adore Who they came to see You're a rockstar Everybody wants you Playa Who could really blame you We're the ones who made you The enforcer Lookin for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her Sorry Portia but what's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't Are you telling me tenderness Well I could be as gentle and as smooth as a gentlemen Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then nail her Baby say Hello to my little friend Brit forget K Fed Let's cut out the middlemen Forget him or gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge Forget them other men girl Pay them little attention And little did I mention that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer So sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys You give them an inch They take a mile They got style but it isn't Slim When you walked through the door It was clear to me You're the one they adore Who they came to see You're a rock star Everybody wants you Playa Who could really blame you We're the ones who made you And that's why my love you'll never live without I know you want me girl Cause I can see you checking me out And baby you know You know you want me too Don't try to deny it baby I'm the only one for you Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out You think that's bad You should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man Cash I don't mean to mess with your gal But Jessica Alba Put her breast on my mouth bro Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us He's back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit I think he's 'bout to flip Jessica Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya Can you blame me You're my Amy I'm your Blake Matter fact bake me a birthday cake With a saw blade in it to make my jail break Baby I just think you just met your soul mate When you walked through the door It was clear to me You're the one they adore Who they came to see You're a rockstar Everybody wants you Playa Who could really blame you We're the ones who made you So baby baby Get down down down Baby Get down down down Baby Get down down down Baby Get down get down Baby Get down down down Baby Get down down down Baby Get down down down Baby Get down get down Oh Amy Rehab never looked so good I can't wait I'm going back Haha Whoo Dr Dre 2020 Yeah