Don`t Threaten Me With A Good Time (Live)

Alright, alright Alright, alright Alright, alright, it's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though Alright, alright, it's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though Who are these people I just woke up in my underwear No liquor left on the shelf I should prob'ly introduce myself You shoulda seen what I wore I had a cane and a party hat I was the king of this hologram Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand Memories tend to just pop up Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves Five-thousand people with designer drugs Don't think I'll ever get enough Don't think I'll ever get enough Champagne, cocaine, gasoline And most things in between I roam the city in a shopping cart A pack of camels and a smoke alarm This night is heating up Raise hell and turn it up Saying, If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time It's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though Alright, alright, it's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though What are these footprints They don't look very human-like Now I wish that I could find my clothes Bed sheets and a morning rose I wanna wake up Can't even tell if this is a dream How did we end up in my neighbor's pool Upside down with a perfect view Bar to bar at the speed of sound Fancy feet dancing through this town Lost my mind in a wedding gown Don't think I'll ever get it now Don't think I'll ever get it now Champagne, cocaine, gasoline And most things in between I roam the city in a shopping cart A pack of camels and a smoke alarm This night is heating up Raise hell and turn it up Saying, If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time I'm a scholar and a gentleman And I usually don't fall when I try to stand I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt But I make these high heels work I've told you time and time again I'm not as think as you drunk I am And we all fell down When the sun came up I think we've had enough Alright, alright, it's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though Alright, alright, it's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though Champagne, cocaine, gasoline And most things in between I roam the city in a shopping cart A pack of camels and a smoke alarm This night is heating up Raise hell and turn it up Saying, If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time