Sweet Little Sister

She blew my mind behind the wrecking machine She was a shitload of trouble called the Subway Queen Had a hip with bad habits and a shake that was a bit obscene One night I caught her running out the cellar door There was about a million people lying flat on the floor For such a sweet little lady I would swear she's rotten to the core She got her hands in the cookie jar Smiling like an alligator Makin' headlines in the back of her car Tight-lipped now but sink ships later I know a thing or two about -- sweet little sister Her mama kill her if she knew what she do -- sweet little sister She'll love ya black and blue -- sweet little sister Mona Lisa with a new tattoo She's my sweet little -- sweet little sister Every quittin' time is another disease Too many cowboys ridin' high shootin' low at the knees The back hand boogie is the price you pay for being the squeeze The pettin's getting heavy got her tongue in her ear her friend is doing time for kickin' ass on a queer They're in a mental state and all their friends are here She's tellin' lies through her burgundy lips Angel on a mission of mercy She'll get you dancin' with the crack of her whip Take you up to heaven in her rocket ship I know a thing or two about -- sweet little sister Her mama kill her if she knew what she do -- sweet little sister She'll love ya black and blue -- sweet little sister Mona Lisa with a new tattoo She's my sweet little -- sweet little sister She got her hands in the cookie jar smiling like an alligator Makin' headlines in the back of her car Tight-lipped now but sink ships later I know a thing or two about -- sweet little sister Her mama kill her if she knew what she do -- sweet little sister She'll love ya black and blue -- sweet little sister Mona Lisa with a new tattoo She's my sweet little -- sweet little sister