Two Girlfriends

I used to have two girlfriends now I got none Cause my number two girl found out about one Two girl friends now I got none Cause my number two girl found out about Yeah Yeah I'm back again Throw a hashtag in front of the trend Huffing and Puffing so let me in I just need a little bit of medicine Oh no strap on my sneakers you don't need to play watch from the bleachers Ice so shiny it gives you seizures Clutch that ball I will beat cha I'm sorry I gotta do this here but you hang with dicks like a pubic hair With an icy stare got it worse than my deuce Got me rock hard shootin' off 'zooka Yeah Yeah I said it to This is like no edit undo What the fuck did I get myself into Wish I knew I used to have two girlfriends now I got none Cause my number two girl found out about one Two girl friends now I got none Cause my number two girl found out about It ain't over till' the fat lady sings and Adele ain't on this track Did I say that Oh yeah I must've Black and Yellow Bourbon Mustard Not even just a little bit flustered write it all down on the way to the bus stop Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut thinking to myself Oh my god it's America Haha this is blasphemy Get away with it like Casey Anthony Mixed in chemicals this is alchemy Drunk as fuck hold a kid off the balcony Zombie Killer Manilla envelope being dragged in the middle Girlfriend sitter I'm a high space shitter What I used to have two girlfriends now I got none Cause my number two girl found out about one Two girl friends now I got none Cause my number two girl found out about I said I'm back Lindsay Lohan Watch me ride this track no hands Cause' I've been on the bike Been around the block like every other night Yeah till' the sun burns out Zombie style Words out our mouth Dead and I'll leave em' squirming No protection Rick Santorum Haha Damn near wrecked em Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum You'll be bleeding out your eardrum Like Goddamn I couldn't even hear them Coming Yeah we hut the ground running Goddamn now ain't that something I used to have two girls now I got nothing I used to have two girlfriends now I got none Cause my number two girl found out about one Two girl friends now I got none Cause my number two girl found out about I used to have two girlfriends now I got none Cause my number two girl found out about one Two girl friends now I got none Cause my number two girl found out about