Telephone Calls

Telephone calls Apartment A is at it again Paper thin walls she's been sleeping around with other men and other women but right about now her head is swimming he's breakin' up the furniture screamin' and a yellin' about to beat the hell outta her CHORUS 1 Television ringin' in my ear I've been thinkin' Haven't had a break in 20 years I've been drinkin' Telephone calls insanity is just another ring away I get the paper take a look at it every single day Another episode another life flushed down the camode(spelling?) We're all carrying such a heavy load I get no slack it's breakin' my back CHORUS 2 Television ringin' in my ear, I've been drinkin' Haven't had a break in 20 years I've been thinkin' get me out of here.. 'til the coast is clear Television ringin'in my ear, I've been thinkin' Haven't had a break in 20 years I keep drinkin' Television ringin' in my ear, I keep drinkin' liquor, wine, and beer I've been thinkin' get me out of here I've been thinkin'..