T.V. Dinner Cuisine

Well I work a hard life truckin’ day and night Just to make my ends meet and feed my appetite I got family to be fed, bills I have to pay Who’s the guy that said I’d be better off this way Now when I come home from a week long drive I get a purty little lady with my cloves and chives But the last time I was home I opened up the door And she was rollin’ ‘round with some bacon on the floor I said hey lil’ puddin’, tell me what’s cookin’ Hope it’s somethin’ nice and sweet But since I came around and you fed another hound It’s another t.v. dinner cuisine So I grabbed that other dog by his collar bone I said boy you got some balls eattin’ in my home He said “sir I must oblige, I really didn’t know But that girl you call your wife sure can make my tootsie roll” I said hey lil’ puddin’, tell me what’s cookin’ Hope it’s somethin’ nice and sweet But since I came around and you fed another hound It’s another t.v. dinner cuisine And all I ever wanted was a t-bone steak, yah baby But I never thought I’d see her with that shake’n bake So I shouted at my wife what the hell’s goin on She said “boy you had it comin’ bein’ gone so long I need love you never give, words you never say And honest when you’re gone I like it better any way” I said hey lil’ puddin’, tell me what’s cookin’ Hope it’s somethin’ nice and sweet But since I came around and you fed another hound It’s another