How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me?)

I'm quite contented to take my chances Against the Guildensterns and Rosencrantses It's a matter of Cain and Abel And I can feel your knee underneath the table He doesn't dangle by the seraphim He only wants a pretty face by him so How could you want him when you know you could have me See the pigeons peck and peck to pay the dues They peck a little extra to re-sole their shoes He's with the pigeons pecking crumbs I'm on my death bed bleeding with the cherubim He doesn't dangle by the seraphim He only wants a pretty face by him so How could you want him when you know you could have me Ferocious angels send us falling stars But I know just how dangerous wishes are Ferocious angels watch me come and go But I'm not too smart to go barging off of roof tops thanx Sit out September on the windowsill Cause you can't drink wine from a two dollar bill Saint Christopher lives on the end of the quill Leave him a diamond in your last will He doesn't dangle by the seraphim He only wants a pretty face by him so How could you want him when you know you could have me How could you want him when you know you could have me How could you want him when you know you could have me How could you want him when you know you could have me How could you want him when you know you could have me