I Hate Everything (50 Number Ones Ver.)

He was sitting there beside me throwing doubles down When he ordered up his third one he looked around Then he looked at me, said I do believe I'll have one more He said I hate this bar and I hate to drink But on second thought tonight I think I hate everything Then he opened up his bill fold and threw a 20 down And the faded photograph fell out and hit the ground And I picked it up, he said thank you bud, I put it in his hand He said I probably ought to throw this one away 'Cause she's the reason I feel this way, I hate everything I hate my job, I hate my life and if it weren't for my two kids I'd hate my ex wife I know I should move on and try to start again But I just can't get over her leaving me for him Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring and said I hate everything He said one bedroom apartment where I get my mail Is really not a home, it's more like a jail With a swimming pool and a parking lot view, man that's just great I hate summer, winter, fall and spring Red and yellow, purple, blue and green, I hate everything I hate my job, I hate my life and if it weren't for my two kids I'd hate my ex wife I know I should move on and try to start again But I just can't get over her leaving me for him Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring and said I hate everything So I pulled out my phone and I called my house I said babe I'm comin' home, we're gonna work this out I paid for his drinks and I told him thanks, thanks for everything