The Marrying Kind

If U leave her now Ur never gonna 2 c her again - Never Now she's gonna need a shoulder 2 cry on She's gonna need a friend She's gonna need a pillow case - something 2 put those tears on And I've got some purple satin lacys 1 second later than the second U gone She's gonna miss U at first But then she's gonna buy me things That's when I'm gonna lay her 'cross my piano stool and sing 2 her Honey, I tried 2 tell him That U were the marrying kind A faithful 1-man-woman The best he would ever find I guess he wasn't trying 2 hear that So there ain't nothing left 2 say I tried 2 tell him if U run 2 me I won't run away If U leave her now U'll never get another glimpse I'm going 2 lace her with enough ice to recap the polls There might b another solar eclipse She's gonna find .. ... bath water hot enough 2 b touched (oh, man. porkchop is hurtin') I'm gonna put her on the same diet Missy went on U know she eat 2 much Tonight, she's gonna miss U at first But then she'll get used 2 me All of the tricks I would try 2 make her take this ring and make love 2 me Honey, I tried 2 tell him That U were the marrying kind A faithful 1-man-woman The best he would ever find I guess he wasn't trying 2 hear that So there ain't nothing left 2 say I tried 2 tell him if U run 2 me I won't run away Run away Don't run away