Castle

Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe Pirate ships sailing off to sea Well you can party with me in my Castle in my castle in my castle in my castle This is for the freaks and for my magicians Booty clap and lap dancing technicians Dance parties in the name of Great Britain And American girls who love the Detroit Piston Like Dennis Rodman I got a rod man awww yeah Long wong dong in a soft hand And a ping pong pink schlong let’s all dance From England to Stockholm I’m wearing a cape just like a poncho I got a cutey and I’m making a beat on her booty Like I was at Bonnaroo beating up on a bongo I got a bottle of Martinelli’s and I’m dumping It on anybody that’s kicking it in the grotto And the name was keep tripping like I’m in a castle Fuck your condo Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe Pirate ships sailing off to sea Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe Pirate ships sailing off to sea Well you can party with me in my Castle in my castle in my castle in my castle You like to party I am a party er You like to wander I am a wanderer Your thighs are the closet to Narnia Is it cool if I go and get lost in that I’m the lion the witch in the wardrobe Massaging my lap I have a sore bone Of course cold on the dance floor Like an Eskimo’s toes in the North Pole With both toes poking out of two holes In the Eskimo socks I’m hot Like a cauldron from a warlock Wearing sweatpants in a sauna Who’s your father I’m not I’m motherfuckin Raven Bowie and here’s my cock Rooster Cock a doodle doo sir Take a hit of the hooka now make it drop Girl’s booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross Holy mother mountain of tender tendin’ you get lost in Bounce bounce that castle booty that bottom Make it wobble wobbly wobble ’till my third leg has to hobble You don’t want to look back on this night And think I should have been freaking on a booty Freak freaking on a booty Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe Pirate ships sailing off to sea Well you can party with me in my Castle in my castle in my castle in my castle This might be the best night that we have ever had That that we have ever had That that we have ever had That that we have ever had together Eh motherfuckin’ eh Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party In the night in the middle of a party Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the night In the middle of a party Brought it home and threw it on the carpet Sit and kill a coyote I’m starving Who wants to eat a coyote Who wants to eat a coyote Who wants to eat a coyote Bring my bagpipe I grab my flute Cause drunk King John is still the lieu Get onto the pole in a birthday suit our suit With them Jay’s King and Prince’s pants And Raven has whatever says Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe Pirate ships sailing off to sea Well you can party with me in my Castle in my castle in my castle in my castle