Well Did You Evah!

I have heard among this clan You are called the forgotten man Iggy Pop IP Is that what they're saying Well, did you evah Both What a swell party this is IP And have you heard the story of A boy, a girl, unrequited love DH Sounds like pure soap opera I may cry Both What a swell party this is IP What frills DH What cocks IP What broads DH What jocks IP What furs, they're beautiful DH Why I've never seen such IP Yuppity DH Neither did I IP It's all just too.. Both Swelegant DH This french champagne IP Domestic DH So good for the brain IP That's what I was going to say DH Well, you know, you're a brilliant fellow IP Thank you, I am DH Drink up, Jim IP So, have you ever been out to L.A. lately DH Oh, no, not recently IP I went there, I had a rent-a-car and all DH Oh really IP Yeah, and I got invited to Pia's house Pia Zadora's house DH Really IP Yeah DH Was it nice IP Well, I didn't go DH OH IP It would have been swell, though DH Should have gone IP It would have been elegant DH Elegant Oh wait Look, look who's coming in now Can you believe it IP I hear they dismantled Pickfair DH They did IP It wasn't elegant enough DH Yeah IP Laughing DH Probably full of termites Both It's great, It's grand Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wonderland La la la la la la la la la la la la laaaa We sing, so rare Like old Camembert IP Have you heard that Diane Starr She got bit in the Astor bar DH Sauced again Well, did you evah Both What a swell party this is Have you heard It's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars Well, did you evah What a swell party What a swell party What a swellegant, elegant, party DH A smartie IP A party DH A smartie party IP I am a smartie DH You are a smartie IP I'm pretty smart DH To come to this party IP That's right DH Well, piss off IP That's good, I like that one