Comprehensive Evaluation (Skit)

Hey buddy, come in and have a seat. Your mom told me you didn't want to come in and see me today because of our last conversation. And I apologize, buddy, I really do. I shouldn't have lashed out like that. I was out of character. I mean, you're only eight years old. And I had no business talking to you that way. So I wanted to extend a very sincere apology to you. You think we can be friends and get over this? [Child Joyner] I guess so... [Joyner's Doctor] Thatta boy. And I promise from this day forward that if you don't act like a little fucking retard and piss me off again, I won't lash out like that. There's consequences for everything, Joyner. You act like a little prick, you get the mean doctor you don't wanna see. It's that simple. Now, mom tells me you don't like the prescription I gave you [Child Joyner] Not really... [Joyner's Doctor] Well, what if I told you that I had a prescription that you can't get at the pharmacy? [Child Joyner] Like what? [Joyner's Doctor] You ever used cocaine, Joyner? [Child Joyner] What's that? [Joyner's Doctor] How about lean? [Child Joyner] I never heard of it [Joyner's Doctor] Give me your backpack [Child Joyner] Why? [Joyner's Doctor] I'm going to put a few things in there for you, and I guarantee this will take all your ADHD away for good. How's that sound? [Child Joyner] Um... [Joyner's Doctor] It'll be our little secret [Child Joyner] I'm not sure about this [Joyner's Doctor] Don't tell mom. If you do, no more treatment for you