Such Sufferin'

What a life it is The hardships, the tears The desperate years Such sufferin' Gimme a Bufferin! And what have I got? True, it's a lot! But so what? There's got to be more to being so great To looking first-rate and staying out late Just look at the state I'm in! Oh! Such sufferin' My days are full of sufferin' and Bufferin I've really learned the hard way That pastas and cakes And french fries and steaks Are not such great shakes That castles in Spain Are just a big pain That life is inane If you're sufferin' I'm not blufferin'! Can't wonders like me Learn how to be Happy and grateful For just a mere plateful Of life's simple goodies? I wish it were so But the answer is NO! So I suffa Get tougha And don't get enougha Anything Us Super-Dupers Are regular troopers We give all we got And believe it or not That's a lot! The standing ovations! The keys to all nations! Bermuda vacations! Money! Success! I'd settle for less If I could stop this SUFFERIN'! Oh such sufferin' Foo on such sufferin' Poo on such sufferin' Oh, nuts to all this sufferin' Gimme a Bufferin