Walking Disasters

She used to get her kicks from a four-to-the-floor But now she's always wasted A total looker, but she's jaded The kind of shivering wreck that I adore I can't offer you a rescue But I can tell you what I'd do Chorus I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly And tell my father that I need him back again And if these words don't drop from your lips I will be your Freudian slip And flowers might wilt when we walk past Ah-ah-ah And self-help might help when it makes us laugh Ah-ah-ah Only finding questions in answers Ah-ah-ah You and I are just walking disasters Ah-ah-ah Refrain You and I are just walking disasters You and I are just walking disasters Verse 2 She only finds her love in a downtown score Consumption makes her stronger You're the sweetest anaconda The kind of lack of respect that I adore I can't offer you a rescue But when you've lost all that you have left to lose Chorus I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly And tell my father that I need him back again And if these words won't drop from your lips I will be your Freudian slip Bridge As sharp as a knife and as blunt as a will Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah You be my calm, I'll be your pneumatic drill And what we'll never want, we'll always need Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah Right now, we need some pop psychology To keep us upbeat Chorus So tell your mother that you love her dearly And tell your father you won't lock him out again And if these words won't drop from your lips I will be your Freudian slip And flowers might wilt when we walk past Ah-ah-ah And self-help might help when it makes us laugh Ah-ah-ah Only finding questions in answers Ah-ah-ah You and I are just walking disasters Ah-ah-ah Refrain You and I are just walking disasters You and I are just walking disasters You and I are just walking disasters You and I are just walking disasters