The City With Two Faces

Fuck L.A Verse 1 I tried once to be civil But I just got put on hold I'm sick of hearing complaints The espresso is too cold You act like you're a friend But then you talk 'bout how we suck Just save it for your dildo That's the only thing you'll fuck Chorus If I was smart, I'd run fast out of this town Sometimes I want to shout and scream Fuck L.A Verse 2 Traded your Doc Martens In exchange for cowboy boots You're asking who's Keith Morris Yeah, you're punk rock Where's your roots You're a rocker, you're a biker You're punk rock, now you skate Last year it was Zeppelin Now it's Bad Brains You're a fake Chorus If I was smart, I'd run fast out of this town Sometimes I want to shout and scream Fuck L.A I fucking know what I'm talking about, fuckers Bridge/Breakdown Now don't get me wrong You're probably thinking We're just some trendy punk-rock band jumping on the band wagon Like, how many times have you heard me say 'fuck' anyway Seven to be exact, and we still have four more to go Now I know L.A.'s got some beautiful people It's also got some great bands NOFX, Bad Religion.... Hell, I owe my life to this city But I have had more motorcycles stolen here Than Nirvana has songs about heroin You can't really surf unless you want to get hepatitis Wait a Second Chorus If I was smart, I'd run fast out of this town Sometimes I want to shout and scream Fuck If I was smart, I'd run fast out of this town Sometimes I want to shout and scream Fuck L.A Fuck L.A Fuck L.A Fuck it