Big, Blonde and Beautiful

MOTORMOUTH Bring on that pecan pie Pour some sugar on it Sugar don't be shy Scoop me up a mess Of that chocolate swirl Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl 1 offer big love With no apology How can i deny the world The most of me I am not afraid To throw my weight around Pound by pound by pound Because i'm Big, blonde and beautiful There is nothin' 'bout me That's unsuitable No one wants a meal That only offers the least When girl we're servin' up The whole damn feast Slice off a piece Of that hog head cheese Then take a look inside My book of recipes Now, don't you sniff around For something fluffy and light I need a man who brings A man-size... Appetite I'll use a pinch of sugar And a dash of spice I'll let ya lick the spoon Because it tastes so nice I'll keep it in my oven 'Til it's good and hot Keep on stirring til it hits the spot Because i'm... Big, blonde and beautiful And Edna girl, you're lookin' so Recruitable Why sit in the bleachers Timid and afraid When Edna, You can be your own parade! They say that Black is whack And big ain't in Well that's just bull Cause ladies big is back And as for black It's Beautiful All shapes and sizes Follow me Who wants a twig When you can have the whole tree