DOUCHEBAG

I always thought that when you love somebody you fuckin' know Can you just leave me alone instead of always blowin' your fuckin' smoke Well, you keep saying you love me Like it's something you think I need to hear Don't know who you think you're playin' 'Cause you're out in Boston and you're lovin' everybody but me Chorus I know it's fun to be a douchebag I ain't got time for that, it's too bad I know you think you locked it down But you don't even know that I'm already gone It's so cliche to be a douchebag Douchebag It ain't romantic when you're stupid Stupid You could've had me if you tried to be cool But you suck, so I'm already gone Verse 2 If your friends think I'm crazy, you should hear the shit my friends say 'bout you Pathological liar, show no emotion, are you scared of the truth And tell me, where was your girlfriend when we were up 'till six am Yeah, you think I'm fallin' for your bullshit Then you don't even know who I am Chorus I know it's fun to be a douchebag I ain't got time for that, it's too bad I know you think you like to tell But you don't even know that I'm already gone Ooh It's so cliche to be a douchebag Douchebag It ain't romantic when you're stupid Stupid You could've had me if you tried to be cool But you suck, so I'm already gone Yeah, yeah Outro Ooh, douchebag, douchebag Yeah