secrets 2-9: medley

Spoken: Mica & Unknown Callers Thank you for calling the Magdalena Bay Secrets Hotline Tell us your secret, and if we like it, we may just broadcast it worldwide on mercurialworld.com Okay, share your deepest, darkest secret at the tone I still think about her all the time, I really miss her, even though I know I shouldn't I am in love with my friend's sister I really like traveling between NorCal and SoCal, it's very dark and dirty and smells like cow, but then you get to see the people you want to see on еither side, including the animals and thе trees. Ayy, but it's so expensive to live out here Hey babes, can't help but feel disassociated. Thanks for the vibes. Fuck yeah I'm in love with my best friend, and it's really hard to let her know that because I don't know if she's gay or not I can't remember my mother's face, and when I look at photos of it, it doesn't look real I actually don't like my girlfriend, I really wish that she would break up with me, or perhaps that I could break up with her Hi Magdalena Bay, my secret is that I don't really exist, none of this is real-al-al. Thank you and goodbye-ye-ye-ye