Forever Wondering

I woke up late this morning That's the second lime this week If my boss finds out I'm late again He's sure to make me leave Is there no end to my worries I'm forever wondering My girlfriend's name is Susan We got engaged last march Was killed while getting off a bus At the top of marble arch What did she do to deserve this I'm forever wondering Let me say that right away Whatever you might think I am not about to lose my mind Although I might feel that way inclined I'm not the type no head for heights You think you got your troubles Well just take a look at mine Must be the first pedestrian To receive a parking fine Is there no end to my worries I'm forever wondering How can you sit there and say things like Boy you're looking good When I feel like something the cat brought in Not that I don't like cats why think Yours would look great on a curry plate I've got this slight infection Thought was in my head When I asked my doctor what it was He said I don't know myself Is there no end to my worries I'm forever wondering