If I Was A Dancer

I stand accused of talking But I feel that we are falling In the same old groove The radio is playing Spitting out the same old news It's time to get up, get out Get out into something new Time to get up, get out Out into something new Everybody wants somebody's fantasy Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams Everybody wants somebody's fantasy Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night If I was a politician, make sure I was the best in sight If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night The poor man eyes the rich man Denigrates his poverty The rich man eyes the poor man And envies his simplicity Everybody wants somebody's fantasy Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams If I was a movie star, five million dollars would be my price If I was a trucker, I'd drive for seven days and seven lonely nights If I was a drummer, I would never miss the beat If I was a dancer, y'all would never see my feet If I was a hooker, a thousand dollars would be my price, all right If I was a candidate for President, I'd make sure I had a steady wife If I was a millionaire, I'd spend all my money in one crazy night I am what I am (?) boss I am what I am My dreams can't be bought Yeah, I said now here comes a dollar fifty(?) Stranding in New York(?) Yeah, I am what I am (?) Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams Everybody want somebody's fantasy Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams