Who Knew

I never knew I I never knew I Mic check one two I never knew I Who woulda knew I never knew I Who'da known I never knew I Fuck what a story Motherfucker comes out I never knew I and sells a couple of million records And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling I don't do black music I don't do white music I make fight music for high school kids I put lives at risk when I drive like this I put wives at risk with a knife like this Shit you probably think I'm in your tape deck now I'm in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out Ducked the fuck way down waitin to straight jump out put it over your mouth and grab you by the face what now Oh you want me to watch my mouth how Take my fuckin eyeballs out and turn em around Look I'll burn your fuckin house down circle around and hit the hydrant so you can't put your burning furniture out I'm sorry there must be a mix up You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked Fuck that take drugs rape sluts Make fun of gay clubs men who wear make up Get aware wake up get a sense of humor Quit tryin to censor music this is for your kid's amusement But don't blame me when lil Eric jumps off of the terrace You shoulda been watchin him apparently you ain't parents I never knew I knew I would get this big I never knew I knew I'd effect this kid I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch I never knew I knew I would get this big I never knew I knew I'd effect this kid I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch So who's bringin the guns in this country I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London And last week I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie where he's shootin all sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi I sees three little kids up in the front row screamin Go with their 17 year old Uncle I'm like Guidance ain't they got the same moms and dads who got mad when I asked if they liked violence And told me that my tape taught em to swear What about the make up you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words when his bus driver's screamin at him fuckin him up worse And fuck was the first word I ever learned up in the third grade flippin the gym teacher the bird Look So read up about how I used to get beat up peed on be on free lunch and change school every 3 months My life's like kinda what my wife's like what Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every night Ike So how much easier would life be if 19 million motherfuckers grew to be just like me Cause I never knew I knew I would get this big I never knew I knew I'd effect this kid I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch I never knew I knew I would get this big I never knew I knew I'd effect this kid I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch I never knew I knew I'd have a new house or a new car A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are I don't got that bad of a mouth do I Fuck shit ass bitch cunt shooby de doo wop what Skibbedy be bop a Christopher Reeves Sonny Bono skis horses and hittin some trees HEY How many retards'll listen to me and run up in the school shootin when they're pissed at a teacher her him is it you is it them Wasn't me Slim Shady said to do it again Damn How much damage can you do with a pen Man I'm just as fucked up as you woulda been if you woulda been in my shoes who woulda thought Slim Shady would be somethin that you woulda bought that woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop I just said it I ain't know if you'd do it or not Cause I never knew I knew I would get this big I never knew I knew I'd effect this kid I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch I never knew I knew I would get this big I never knew I knew I'd effect this kid I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch How the fuck was I supposed to know