No One Likes A Fat Pop Star

I come from a land of kebabs and curries Second helpings no worries Pile the carbs upon the plate Then one day it's too late No breakfast no luncheon Just carpets I'm munching A thimble of self esteem Glazed nothing for afters an absence of laughter The saddest that I've ever been You just can't be portly not this side of 40 Showbiz a single chin game Scum paparazzi's and weight police nasties Have narrowed the hall of fame No one likes a fat pop star Pop is a place for the thin No one likes a fat pop star We want to hear thin people sing When I get faint I chew through my restraints It's the best meal that I've had all week If I could eat my own words I'd tear through the verbs But nobody pays me to speak No one likes a fat pop star Pop is a place for the thin No one like a fat pop star We want to hear thin people sing Now you've upset me I feel like a snack A packet of Minstrels a pie and a nap So what's wrong with that No breakfast no luncheon Just carpets I'm munching A thimble of self esteem Glazed nothing for afters an absence of laughter The thinnest that I've ever been Thank you