Slave Girl

"Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know I drag her around wherever I go This little woman drives me insane She's tied to my ankle with a ball and chain For sixteen years, she's been hangin' around Tryin' to bury me in a hole in the ground Well, I think it's time that I even the score There's only room for one in this cage of yours Don't save me when I startin' to drown Don't use me when you don't want me around Just be my slave girl, 'cause that's all I need So take a little step back to the stone age with me Go! Well I hear a strange noise as I lie in my bed I feel a lotta water drippin' on my head I look around tried to see through my hair You left me alone, but do you think I care? 'cause you moved me when I was takin' my time You abused me when I'm outta line You tried to warn me of the danger sign So watch out! Go! Well, you got me in the bondage of another age You drive me to distraction in a primitive way I can't control my instincts when I hear her say Just come around and see me if you lose your way So join my chain gang, play along with me I'll be your caveman, it's basic as can be I'm not insane, man, I'm just outta my tree "