Substitute For Life

You love me and I love him He loves her and she loves you That`s the way the story goes You fool me and I fool him He fools her and we fool you That`s the way the story goes Last on Substitute For Life Husband caught when he kissed the Pretty Girl Wife just cried Friend just died Boss took money took off with Secretary Cops didn`t care got their share Driver stole some diamonds from Millionaire Maid got blamed Judge got framed Teacher married her long lost Half-Brother Twins were nude both were sued Enter Queen of TV Screen You love me and I love him He loves her and she loves you That`s the way the story goes You fool me and I fool him He fools her and we fool you That`s the way the story goes Next on Substitute For Life Neighbour has an affair with the Son in Law Daughter is sad Mother is mad Gangsters kidnap Movie Celebrity Dog finds track Stranger is back Docter finally falls for Sexy Nurse Boy goes gay Girl can`t stay Athlete leaves his Pregnant Centerfold All get killed you`ll get thrilled Enter Queen of TV Screen You love me and I love him He loves her and she loves you That`s the way the story goes You fool me and I fool him He fools her and we fool you That`s the way the story goes The story everybody knows Episode one episode two If you have nothing better to do Episode three episode four You`ve just got to see some more Episode five episode six Love and hate and dirty tricks Episode seven episode eight Don`t answer the phone cancel your date Let`s hope you can cope with the dope called soap You love me and I love him He loves her and she loves you That`s the way the story goes You fool me and I fool him He fools her and we fool you That`s the way the story goes That`s the way the story goes That`s the way the story goes