Liquid Lunch

Baby, pass the aspirin—something's gotta work I know I did it to myself, but man oh man, it hurts That second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth Set me on a bender with nothing left to lose [Pre-Chorus 1] I just can't apologize for what I did to myself My bed's an ocean liner and I can't call for help [Chorus] x2 Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch The girls got goin' and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll ever have a liquid lunch [Verse 2] I think I've got the symptoms and none of them will leave They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief It must have been a doozy—I had two hundred dreams At least I found my pillow, 'cause I can't find my keys [Pre-Chorus 2] It's hard to remember all of the events But I must have paid the tab 'cause all that's left is fifty cents [Chorus] x2 [Bridge] Maybe I can call the pharmacy They'll bring something up, something up tout suite Some exotic medicine to cure my every ill With some kind of magic pill [Pre-Chorus 1] [Chorus] x4