Urinetown

(Women) You our humble, audience. You have come to see. What it's like when people can't pee free. First act lasts an hour. Don't assume you're fine. Best go now, there often is a line. (Men) You our humble, audience. You have come to see. People can't pee, People can't pee free, Can't pee free. First act lasts an hour. Don't assume you're fine. Often is a, Often is a line. (All) This is Urinetown! One restroom here at Urinetown! It's unisex at Urinetown! All by design. (Lockstock, McQueen, Fipp, Barrell) It's the oldest story. Masses are oppressed. Faces, clothes and bladders all distressed. Rich folks get the good life. Poor folks get the woe. In the end it's nothing you don't know. (All) You're at Urinetown! Your ticket should say Urinetown! No refunds, this is Urinetown! We'll keep that dough! (Sopranos) People can't pee free! People can't pee free! People can't pee free! They can't pee free in Urinetown! Urinetown! Urinetown! (Altos) This is Urinetown! Here we are in Urinetown! This is Urinetown! Here we are In Urinetown! Yes, This is Urinetown! Urinetown! Urinetown! (Tenors) This is Urinetown! Here we are in Urinetown! This, this is Urinetown! Here we are in Urinetown! Yes, here we are in Urinetown! Urinetown! Yes, this is Urinetown! Yes, this is Urinetown! (Basses) It's the oldest story. It's the oldest story. It's the oldest story. With masses oppressed. Masses, masses oppressed in Urinetown!