Cheatin'

Phonte as Percy MiraclesBaby, we've been together for so long... And I just don't know...why you continue to do me The way you wanna do me? I checked your cell phone, and I saw a number I didn't notice he called on that... So somethin' tells me, either yo' mama done change her number... *inhales* or you CHEAT-IN' *exhales* How could you do this to me after all these years? Girl I don't know what in the fuck you think this is Always tryna play around and tell lies while you are not at home Sorry girl, you busted now, I saw the number on yo' cell phone, you cheatin' HookYou was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did) To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (you triflin' ho) Heavy breathing, (yes you was) now I'm leavin'... (I got to walk out right now, cause I just can't take it girl, you was cheatin') You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did) To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (you dirty bitch) Heavy breathing (yes you was), now I'm leavin'... (I got to get outta here, cause I just can't take it no more) Mr. Diggs - Ronald Isley impersonatorLa-laaah, Percy don't you know-ho... We been through this type of thing before-hore PercyOooooooh Lord But this time it's different, I know I ain't trippin I looked in the cell phone, saw another man's digits Mr. DiggsNow, you must be trippin', cause you know it's not the same She caught you from her mama house and maybe her number changed PercyNo, she got the two-thousand minute plan, callin' her minuteman I'm packin' the kids up, we gone in the minute babe (no don't do it Percy) Hook - (Percy) [Mr. Diggs] You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did) To the window, to the wall, to the wall, oh you killing me skeet-skeetin' (you cold busted) Heavy breathing No Percy (out the door), now I'm leavin'... No, no no..(No mo' checks and no mo' CHILD support) Oh my gawd-hod, noYou was cheatin' (Fuck that..), caught you creepin' (I can't believe she would do this to me) To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' Give it another chance, PercyHeavy breathing (She don't deserve it), now I'm leavin'... no, no (no, no, no she don't) Let me count the ways that I loved you girl Background singers - BridgeI say, one, two, three, four, five Really wanted you to be my wife And I say six, seven, eight, nine, ten Really wanted you to be my friend And I say eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen Can't, think of nothing that rhyme wit', fifteen Percy (Mr. Diggs)Ooooh Lord, the background singers just messed up (Well, Percy I don't give a fuck) Well, tell me where we gonna go (We're going to "The Minstrel Shooooooooooow") HookYou was cheatin' (yes she was), caught you creepin' To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (We're live at the show and I just DON'T know where to go, baby) Heavy breathing, now I'm leavin'... (Ooohh, I'm so hurt, I'm so tired, I don't know what to do I'm so turned around and I just turn around of seein' faces And then +I+ just wanna fall out and die...) You was cheatin' I know how you feel Percy, caught you creepin' (You don't understand) To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' Believe me, I know how you FEEL-EELHeavy breathing (How do you know?), now I'm leavin'... You know in your heart, that you, don't, want, nobody but, HERRRR Whoo! Thank you! (Thank you, thank you everyone) Thank you "Minstrel Show" (Thank ya) Thank ya, I'm Percy Miracles, Mr. Diggs... (Thank ya!) You sound so wonderful, baby *Mr. Diggs harmonize*Thank ya, thank ya! "Hi, this is Devon {?} out of Brooklyn, New York And you're watching the biggest colored show on earth 'The Minstrel Show'"