The Jolly Fat Man

I's been a long and lonely year But the big man's comin' Sack full o cheer He's got his boots on and his big red hat He got presents that he gonna dispatch You can relax The jolly fat man is back Well, he don't like, to complicate Don't read the papers Or join debates He can put a smile back on your face Make sure there's room inside your fireplace You can relax The jolly fat man is back Well, everybody needs a holiday Wouldn't you if you'd been round the whole world in your sleigh? Coming down your chimney (and that's no mean feat!) I think you can forgive him if he overeats We've all been livin' underground But when Christmas morning comes back around Hold on tightly to the one that you love Cos here's the moment we've been dreaming of You can relax, the jolly fat man has come back Everybody needs a holiday Wouldn't you if you'd been round the whole world in your sleigh? Coming down your chimney (and that's no mean feat!) I think you can forgive him if he overeats We've all been livin' underground But when Xmas morning comes back around Hold on tightly to the one that you love Cos here's the moment we've been dreaming of You can relax, the jolly fat man has come back The jolly fat man has come back The holly jolly fat man is back