Jake from State Farm

Chorus I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it I don't want no half-price love I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm And break someone's heart Verse 1 Why you always sound so formal on the phone Talkin' kinda low, like you're not alone Guessin' she's around you Puttin' on her clothes, wonder if she knows Pre-Chorus Every night you're in the kitchen When she thinks you're doing dishes But she's growing a suspiscion 'Cause they're still in the sink Every mornin' when she questions it You get out of confessin' 'Cause you never ever mention you were talkin' to me Chorus I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm Ooh I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore Ooh If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it I don't want no half-price love I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm And break someone's heart Verse 2 Don't have any khakis or a collared shirt No I've never worked in customer support I'll never do your taxes and I'm pretty sure that I sound like a girl Pre-Chorus Every night you're in the kitchen When she thinks you're doing dishes But she's growing a suspiscion 'Cause they're still in the sink Every mornin' when she questions it You get out of confessin' 'Cause you never ever mention you were talkin' to me Chorus I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm Ooh I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore Ooh If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it I don't want no half-price love I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm And break someone's heart Post-Chorus I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm I don't wanna be I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm I don't want to be your eight-hundred call I don't wanna be