Nobody Weird Like Me

The freakiest show i know Is the show of my own Living my life in and out Of the twilight zone Bust my britches Bless my soul I'm a freak of nature Walking totem pole Look and see i think you'll agree Nobody weird like me Intercourse with a porpoise Is a dream for me Hell bent on inventing A new species Bust my britches Bless my soul I'm a freak of nature Walking totem pole Look and see i think you'll agree Nobody weird like me Riding down the path On the back of a giraffe Me and the giraffe laughed Cause i passed some gas Bust my britches Bless my soul I'm a freak of nature Walking totem pole Look and see i think you'll agree Nobody weird like me Enchanted as a rabbit That my life is a dream Well everything is never Just as it seems The freakiest show i know Is the show of my own Living my life in and out Of the twilight zone