Get Smart

Verse 1] I like'em brown, yellow, Peurto Rican or Asian Who have the weekend occaison Sneak in the Days Inn I'm never tweakin' of haze an frequently blazin' Now if they ain't on ya face it ain't the cheeks that i stay in Cant deny it, Used to take weeks and persuasion Now I just be lookin' down at these freaks in amazement With a girl, The first thing I peep a notice Is how full her lips is and deep her throat is So you ain't gotta be perfect I'll buy you whatever you want, But your heads gotta be worth it Still what I mean is Your brains gotta send chills through my penis 'Til I feel like a geinus Look at it from a playa's postition I got a scholarship, I get smart without payin' tuition My classes be like two three hours That's why I'm the smartest young guy since Doogie Howser [Chorus] Still what I mean is I really just wanna get smart until I feel like a genius And all that I ask is That you help me get good grades in all of my classes Still what I mean is I really just wanna get smart until I feel like a genius And all that I ask is That you help me get good grades, Ma in all of my classes [Verse 2] These bitches they done got real bad Cause now I pull out, leavin 'em lookin like model for a "Got milk?" ad I'm a teachers pet And even if you good at math ma you'll have trouble countin' each bauggette All it takes wit hood tutors is some good buddha And promise to buy them some of them Razor foot scooters They don't care where the cops is Outta the blue they stop biz Teacher started givin' me a pop quiz I stay 10 minutes in night clubs Pocket full of green, Duke on it invented the night bulb I might pass on a female, And call up a subsitute just for night class in the CL Ya man don't know why his chicks knees be scared Can't tell her from givin' my dick CPR If ya lift up and say ya jaws hurtin', before squrtin It's for certain You are the weakest link, Goodbye [Chorus] [Verse 3] You know my girls in North and South Caddy They all for mouth waxin' And the whores in Texas, Oral sexes I head to Cali, Take more blows to the head than Ali And the Philly momies suck the kid outta Willie Bonnie And the way females so Southern Hospitality in ATL Dont even know them hoes In South Beach, They let me jimmy dip in they mouthpiece Forget about Vegas, The head is outrageous The broads in Seattle will make ya knees rattle Fa shizzle da snizzle get smizzle down in VA Them hoes in Detroit will suck the Breevort My dick don't get to die down when I'm in Chi-Town My bitches in B-More, Blow til they knees sore Good damn, there face I, ain't screwed down in St. Lou New York, It ain't got no pipe instructions They just suck outta you like liposuction [Chorus