Ready (Skit)

Is Victoria ready Girl, I don't know Call her Vic Vicky Victoria Oh my god, you know I can't talk when I'm doing liquid eyeliner I'm almost ready Give me a chance You said that five minutes ago I'm working on it You talking about am I ready, you ain't even got your shoes on Girl, they is right at the door All I gotta do is put 'em on, run out What you gotta do And you changed clothes five times already Is you ready Well, I'm ready Let me call Uber Please Just call Uber Call Uber It'll take like 15 minutes and I'll be ready by then No, Uber's gonna take like 3 minutes Not if you order a black truck Get the black truck It's gonna take 3 minutes Damn The black truck Girl, we like it They gon' like it He gon' like it Ok, you guys, do I look good, though Like, tell me Yes Girl, you fine Work Yes Alright Alright, let's go Somebody better like it, all this