Threw It On The Ground

I was walking through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink Run faster, jump higha Maaaan, I’m not gonna let you poison me I threw it on the grouuuund You must think I’m a joke I aint gonna be part of this system Maaaan, pump that garbage in another mans veins I go to my favorite hot dog stand And the dude says, you come here all the time, here’s one free I said maaan, what I look like a charity case I took it and threw it on the grouuuund I don’t need your handouts I’m an adult Please, you can’t buy me, hot dog man At the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad Maaan, this aint my dad, this is a cell phone I threw it on the grouuuund What you think I’m stupid I’m not a part of this system My dads not a phone, duuuuh Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party What you want me to do with this, eat it Happy birthday to the grouuuund I threw the rest of the cake too Welcome to the real world, jackass So many things to throw on the ground Like this and this and that and even this I’m an aduuuuult Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph grouuuund Nobody wants your autograph, phonies Then the two phonies got up, turned out they had a taser And they tased me in the butt hole I fell to the ground The phonies didn’t let up Tasing on my butt hole over and over I was screamin and squirmin, my butt hole was on fire The moral of this story is You can’t trust the system maaaaaaan