Canberra Won't Be Calling Tonight

Order Order The Member for Corio is named Order The Member for Corio will remove himself under Standing Order 94A Intro Canberra won't be calling tonight Canberra won't be calling tonight Canberra won't be calling tonight Canberra won't be calling tonight Canberra won't be calling tonight Verse 1 This operation's high regarded To fly the flag of diplomatic apparatus Honoraries will seek what politics don't know While the taxpayer sleeps, destinies unfold Chorus Canberra won't be calling tonight Canberra won't be calling tonight, no, no So put the telephone on ice Canberra won't be calling tonight Verse 2 A dotted line on the table A bottle deep for the delegated label Demarche the touch, majority is such That cause, it may be willing, but never enabled She'll draw the line with no privilege to shine She'll cross the floor with no offering to speak for A courtesy we will never display Silently on our way Interlude: Kim Carr and Scott Morrison happy to oblige you I want a specific answer: did you read the documents I'm aware of the documents and I've made my claim, sir And we make the claim to you now: you did not read those documents before you made the assertion Well, Senator, that's a pretty serious allegation That's exactly what I'm accusing you of Bridge We're no stranger to what we want 'Cause we got diplomatic immunity Ain't no backbencher going to figure this out Stolen sources won't be calling me Won't be calling me Canberra won't be calling tonight So put the telephone on ice Canberra won't be calling tonight Verse 1 This operation's high regarded To fly the flag of diplomatic apparatus Honoraries will seek what politics don't know While the taxpayer sleeps, destinies unfold Chorus Canberra won't be calling tonight Canberra won't be calling tonight, no, no So put the telephone on ice Canberra won't be calling tonight Outro She don't even know we're on it And that's what we like 'Cause she knows that she's not knowing Can't stop what she don't sight Bribery, we don't need 'Cause the cabinet's departed So put the telephone on ice Canberra won't be calling tonight