The Lady Is A Tramp

She gets too hungry for dinner at 8 I'm starving She loves the theater but she never comes late I never bother with people that I hate That's why this chick is a tramp She doesn't like crap games with barons and earls Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls And I definitely won't dish our dirt with the rest of those girls That's why the lady is a tramp I love the free fresh wind in my hair Life without care Oh, I'm so broke It's OK I hate California It's crowded and damp That's why the lady is a tramp I'm a tramp Sometimes I go to Coney Island Oh, the beach is divine I love the Yankees Jeter is just fine I follow Rogers and Hart She sings every line That's why the lady is a tramp I love the prize fight That isn't a fake No fakes And I love to rowboat with you and your wife in Central Park Lake She goes to the opera and stays wide awake Yes I do That's why this lady is a tramp She likes the green green grass grass under her shoes What can I lose 'cause I got no dough Oh no I'm all alone when I lower my lamp That's why the lady is a tramp Go I love your free, fresh, I love your handkerchief in my hair Life without care But I'm so broke That's OK Hates California, it's cold and it's damp That's why the lady is a tramp That's why this lady is a tramp That's why the lady is a tramp