I Just Had Sex (Feat. Akon)

Sometimes Oh oh ohhh Something beautiful happens in this world Akon You don’t know how to express yourself so And Lonely Island You just gotta sing I just had sex Ay And it felt so good Felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside of her Her I just had se-ay-ee-ex And I’ll never go back Never go back To the not-havin’sex ways of the past Have you ever had sex I have it felt great Yeah It felt so good when I did it with my penis Yeah A girl let me do it it literally just happened Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest Never guess where I just came from I had sex If I had to describe the feelin’ it was the best When I had the sex man my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done Oh hey didn’t see you there guess what I just did Had sex undressed saw her boobies and the rest Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing Nice of any girl ever Now sing I just had sex Ay And it felt so good Felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside of her Her I wanna tell the world To be honest I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it Doesn’t really make sense But man screw it I ain’t one to argue with a good thing She could be my wife That good The best thirty seconds of my life I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her ‘Cause honestly I’d have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind a soft nice-smellin’ girl’s better Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters So this one’s dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you’re near or far whether short or tall We wanna thank you all for lettin’ us fuck you She kept lookin’ at her watch Doesn’t matter had sex But I cried the whole time Doesn’t matter had sex I think she might’ve been a racist Doesn’t matter had sex She put a bag on my head Still counts I just had sex Ay And my dreams came true Dreams came true So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes Then you qualified to sing with me I just had se-e-ex Everybody sing And it felt so good We all had sex A woman let me put my penis inside of her I just had se-ay-ee-ex I just had sex And I’ll never go back Never go back To the not-havin’ sex ways of the past