Have You Ever Seen Santa's Beard?

“My beard is gone!” Have you ever seen my beard, my beard, Santa’s beard? Have you ever seen my beard? My white, fluffy beard. Cotton candy. It’s melting. Clouds. It’s raining. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! They’re NOT my beard. Have you ever seen my beard, my beard, Santa’s beard? Have you ever seen my beard? My white, fluffy beard. Corn silk. It’s itchy. Noodles. It’s yummy. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! They’re NOT my beard. “Oh, where are you, my beard? Please, come back!” Have you ever seen my beard, my beard, Santa’s beard? Have you ever seen my beard? My white, fluffy beard. Pinkfong’s tail. “Ahchoo!” Angel’s wings. “They’re mine!” Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! They’re NOT my beard.