I'm Back

Call me SLIM SHADY I'm back I'm back I'm back Call me SLIM SHADY I'm back I'm back I'm back Call me SLIM SHADY I'm back I'm back I'm back Call me SLIM SHADY I'm back I'm back I'm back I murder a rhyme one word at a time you never Heard of a mind as perverted as mine you better Get rid of that nine it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself I'm waitin for hell like hell shit I'm anxous as hell Manson you're safe in that cell thankful is jail I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve At thirteen I was putting shells in the gauge on the shelf I used to Get punked and bullied on my block till I cut a kitten's head off And stuck it in this kid's mailbox I used to give a Fuck now I could give a fuck less What do I think of sucess It sucks Too much press And stress too much cess and breasts too upset It's just too much mess I guess I must just blew up quick Grew up quick was raised right Whatever you say's wrong whatever I say's right You think of my name now whenever you say high became a commodity because I'm W H I T E cause MTV was so friendly to me can't wait till Kim sees me Now is it worth it Look at my life How is it perfect Read my lips bitch what my mouth isn't working You hear this finger Oh it's upside down Here let me turn this motherfucker up right call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back call me SLIM SHADY I'm back I'm back I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent Victim and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe my name is Slim Shady I been crazy way before radio didn't play me The sensational back it's the incredible With Ken Kaniff who just finds the men edible it's Ken Kaniff on the internet tryin to Lure your kids with him INTO BED it's a Sick world we'RE livIN in these days Slim for pete's sake put down Christopher Reeve's legs Geez You guys are so sensitive Slim it's a touchy subject try and just don't mention it Mind with no sense in it fried gets so frentic Cause eyes get so squinted I'm blind from smoke in em With my windows tinted with nine limos rented Doin lines of coke in em with a bunch of guys hoppin out All high and dosing it And that's where I get my name from That's why they call me They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back I take seven kids from columbine and stand em all in line Add an AK47 a revolver a nine A Mac 11 and this oughtta solve this problem of mine And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all of the time cause I'm Shady they call me as crazy as this world was Over this whole Y2K thing and by the way N'Sync why do they sing Am I the only one who realizes they stink Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think Lip sync and buy a bigger size of ear rings That's why I tend to block out when I hear things Cause all these fans screamin is making my ears ring So I just throw up the middle finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was sticking it to Christina Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her And have a son and a new brother At the same tame and just say that it ain't mine What's my name I'm Slim Shady I'm back I'm back They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Guess who's back Gue gue Guess who's back Guess who's back Gue gue Guess who's back Guess who's back Gue gue Guess who's back Guess who's back I'm blew out from this blunt fuck