Hillbilly Stomp

Im drunk again Exscuse the hiccup The redneck originator Rollin in my pick up Truck jacked up with the 4 gold shocks And where i come from Mud flaps come in stock People kid rock it Up and down the block And the hens all flock to the coup With the cock You wanna rock with me baby Row it down to the swamp Dock your boat We'll do the hillbilly stomp We'll do the hillbilly stomp I like stuckies, truckers and big mesh hats I like large round women in loundromats I like to wander jack Like a backwoods thug And watch the moonshine through The bottom of a jug Huggin and kissin, with my vision all blurry Siftin through this world of worry Hurry up with love Please God bless I dont do drugs anymore Or any less Ididnt start this mess on this planet Stop lookin at me like a bandit Ivebeen chillin Down at the swamp With the folks that want To do the hillbilly stomp Do it We'll do the hillbilly stomp Now people wanna know how to do this dance Lift your legs in the air like you wet your pants Plant your hands on the top of your butt And stomp around the woods Like your all fucked up Circle up the trucks Fire up the brush Utuck your shirt Were gonna kick some dust Dont two plus two it Or three plus three it Four by four to a place thats scenic Heat it up like some hot ham hocks cookin And hop to the spot where Where the cops arent lookin Bring your whole flock Down to the stomp And we can rock all night doing The hillbilly stomp Do it The hillbilly stomp The hillbilly stomp