Does This Bus Stop At 82nd Street? (Album Version)

Hey bus driver, keep the change Bless your children, give them names Don't trust men who walk with canes Drink this and you'll grow wings on your feet Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine Advertiser on a downtown train Christmas crier bustin' cane He's in love again Where dock worker's dreams mix with panther's schemes To someday own the rodeo Tainted women in VistaVision Perform for out-of-state kids at the late show Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps Interstellar mongrel nymphs Rex said that lady left him limp Love's like that sure it is Queen of diamonds, ace of spades Newly discovered lovers of the Everglades They take out a full-page ad in the trades To announce their arrival And Mary Lou, she found out how to cope She rides to heaven on a gyroscope The Daily News asks her for the dope She said, Man, the dope's that there's still hope Senorita, Spanish rose Wipes her eyes and blows her nose Uptown in Harlem she throws a rose To some lucky young matador