Skeleton Song

Skeleton, you are my friend But you are made of bone And you have got no flesh and blood running through you To help you protect the bone Yes, Skeleton, we have been friends for years And you have seen me through some trials and tribulations and some tears But everybody thinks I'm weird And I should have known That it wouldn't be long until you You've got me standing in an awkward position With unwanted attention And a need for explanation And it's not that I'm letting go of you But I dunno what to do Skeleton, we are so close But you have got no body So why do you insist on wearing clothes? Skeleton, when we were young it was easier Even though the other kids, they would tease me I was only seven I had you, but now I'm 22 And now it's different When I take you out and you You've got me standing in an awkward postition With unwanted attention And a need for explanation And it's not that I'm letting go of you But I dunno what to do And sometimes, at night I dream of the most terrible things I take a hammer and I creep out of bed And I raise it high, and I smash your head Fibular and tibular and ribs and cages, too In fact, while I'm here, I'll smash the whole of you Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash But...Skeleton, you are my friend And I could never bring your life to an end Yes, Skeleton, you are my friend And I will be theere for you until the end And even though when I take you out you've got me You've got me standing in an awkward position With unwanted attention And a need for explanation I could never let you go And that is all I know