Friend Like Me

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves Scheherezadie had a thousand tales But master you in luck cause up you sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch pizzazz yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say Mister Aladdin sir What will you pleasure be Let me take your order Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d' C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir we pride ourselves on service You're the boss the king the shah Say what you wish It's yours True dish How about a little more Baklava Have some of column A Try all of column B I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this Do your friends do that Do your friends pull this out their little hat Can your friends go poof Well looky here Can your friends go Abracadabra let'er rip And then make the sucker disappear So don't cha sit there slack jawed buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide certified You got a genie for your chare d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So whatcha wish I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long no doubt Well all you gotta do is rub like so and oh Mister Alddin sir have a wish or two or three I'm on the job you big nabob You ain't never had a friend never had a friend You ain't never had a friend never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me You ain't never had a friend like me